Down by the River Military Cadence

Down by the river, 

Well we took a lil' walk, 

Ran into China, 

and we had a lil' talk. 

We pushed em', 'hey', 

We shoved em', 'hey', 

We threw em' in the river, 

and laughed as they drowned, 

We don't need no kami's, 

A hangin around. 

Heeeeey don't be a fool, 

Hey hey somebody said we were number 2, 

They lied we number one GO ARMY! 

Down by the river, 

Well we took a lil' walk, 

Ran into Korea, 

and had a lil' talk. 

We pushed em', 'hey', 

We shoved em', 'hey', 

We threw em' in the river, 

and laughed as they drowned, 

We don't need no kami's, 

A hangin around. 

Heeeeey don't be a fool, 

Hey hey somebody said we were number 2, 

They lied we number one GO ARMY!

Down by the river, 

Well we took a lil' walk, 

Ran into Iraq, 

and had a lil' talk. 

We pushed em', 'hey', 

We shoved em', 'hey', 

We threw em' in the river, 

and we laughed as they drowned, 

We don't need no Iraq, 

A hangin around. 

Heeeeey don't be a fool, 

Hey hey somebody said we were number 2, 

They lied we number one GO ARMY!